Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A familiar view of Whip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in darkness
Whip and Pale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1968
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're solar)
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Plus or minus nine and a third fairies
Description
Nobody is sure what the point of Whip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction last thing after brunch.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to enjoy this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding less important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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