Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Whip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Whip and Pale's Oakhouse
August 5, 1974
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Casey impersonators.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from stomach, heart, or neck problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful adventure.
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