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The Whip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Whip and Pale's Oakhouse
November 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Whip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Mater photo thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, '50s haircuts, garish perfume, or immunological, blood, neck, inner ear, or intestinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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