Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Whip and Nail's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
Whip and Nail's Treenest
September 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
Particularly juvenile drunks
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Whip and Nail's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After lamenting this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from social, neck, bowel, intestinal, attention-span, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
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