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The Whip and Nail's Treehole attraction, approximately considered to be the best defunct attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Nail's Treehole
July 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero tikis (according to Psycho the Weasel)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Whip and Nail's Treehole is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 44".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, low blood pressure, excessive boorishness, or bowel, nasal, knee, attention-span, heart, or cardiac issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
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