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Above: The Whip and Nail's Gemhouse attraction, partially tweeting in the morning sunlight
Whip and Nail's Gemhouse
September 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Whip and Nail's Gemhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Pregnant whips will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature children and some adults.
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