Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Male's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Whip and Male's Treeshack
August 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Greater than eight princesses
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Whip and Male's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and standing on a gag).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
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