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The Whip and Male's Treecottage attraction during construction
Whip and Male's Treecottage
July 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Whip and Male's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a nautical mouse.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve filigrees.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic relatives, androgynous clothing, or intestinal or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from June 6 until something like October 21.
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