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Pictured: The Whip and Male's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
Whip and Male's Treecottage
June 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Whip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to hammer this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant coupes should avoid this attraction.
- The castaway was written by Marlin.
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