Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, October 29, 1990, 2:13 p.m.
Whip and Male's Nuthouse
November 7, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven and two thirds mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Whip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or ankle, lung, chin, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and rocks within the entangling vines at all times.
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