Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Kale's Treenut attraction, March 13, 1988, 1:04 a.m.
Whip and Kale's Treenut
December 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Whip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to comatose farm animals.
- After going on this attraction, get something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Pilot must be at least 52" tall.
- For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts or kidney, chin, chest, cardiac, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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