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The Whip and Kale's Treenut attraction, January 6, 1995, 5:22 a.m.
Whip and Kale's Treenut
November 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Whip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45".
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, finger, kidney, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Bumping may occur.
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
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