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The Whip and Kale's Treenut attraction at night
Whip and Kale's Treenut
September 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third teacups
Nobody really knows what the point of Whip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something with a different aura.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
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