Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The Whip and Kale's Treehut attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
Whip and Kale's Treehut
September 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Whip and Kale's Treehut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may bounce if you don't let them.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, lycanthropic, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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