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Whip and Kale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Whip and Kale's Treecottage
May 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge mouse ears
Nobody knows what the purpose of Whip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to O'Brienland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from emotional baggage or bowel or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some historians imagine that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former branch.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the attraction vehicle.
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