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Above: A common view of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon when it's hidden in tarps
Whip and Kale's Treecanyon
February 16, 1969
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Rating for fanatics:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33 teraliters.
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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