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The Whip and Kale's Treecanyon attraction at park opening

The Whip and Kale's Treecanyon attraction at park opening

Whip and Kale's Treecanyon

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1999
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Rating for broke adults: Eight thumbs down

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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