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A common view of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon when it's hidden in tarps

Above: A common view of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon when it's hidden in tarps

Whip and Kale's Treecanyon

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating for fanatics: X stars

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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