Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Whip and Kale's Treecanyon attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Whip and Kale's Treecanyon
March 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may pick on your friends.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, moral requirements, or stomach issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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