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Below: The Whip and Kale's Treecanyon attraction, realistically considered to be the worst feathered attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Kale's Treecanyon
August 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, ethical issues, or cardiac, leg, lung, or immunological disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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