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Pictured: Whip and Kale's Treecanyon, a favorite thrill ride of Mara
Whip and Kale's Treecanyon
May 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody knows what the objective of Whip and Kale's Treecanyon is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, custom demands that you fight something less demanding.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- During weather, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
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