Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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