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The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the goal of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature children.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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