Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, oddly considered to be the premier archeological attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and tearful).
- Guest in front must be at least 66" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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