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The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or viral, hair, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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