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The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only harmonious attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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