Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the only big attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- Pilot must be at least 55" (when kneeling) tall.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
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