Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Whip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 36 leagues.
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Darkness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd allergies, punk haircuts, or familial, skin, knee, fingernail, stomach, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
- Because this is a nonsensical attraction, children are required to buy princess specticles.
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