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The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually tweeting in the evening moonlight
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Six reviews (by www.Pirates.net)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo area.
Policies and Information
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision glasses.
- This attraction's queue actually reaches by the railroad track.
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