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The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 23, 1968
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Nobody really knows what the point of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you won't want to go on this train.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions, unstopable drooling, or wrist, intestinal, immunological, lung, fingernail, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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