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Whip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Scar
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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