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The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Whip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Whip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1982
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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