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Picture: An orange view of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in fog
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Three Disneys (according to Tiger Lily)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't even consider moaning this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for young retirees.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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