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Marty Sklar's giraffe-tripping photo of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
Whip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Whip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so flowery, those in the know experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Youngest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $301 million to rebuild.
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