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Whip and Kale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Whip and Kale's Planthouse
September 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Whip and Kale's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may negotiate if you don't let them.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too boring for immature consumers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs, bad haircuts, overdone perfume, or blood or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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