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The Whip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, accurately considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Kale's Planthouse
August 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Whip and Kale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or back, cardiac, or heart complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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