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The Whip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, accurately considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

The Whip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, accurately considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

Whip and Kale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1978
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Whip and Kale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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