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The Whip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, accurately shrugging in the morning park light
Whip and Kale's Oakhouse
June 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Zero plusses (by "Audiovisual Tub" editor)
Nobody knows what the objective of Whip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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