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The Whip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Whip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Shortest guest must be at least 63" (when kneeling) tall.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess belts.
- Marty Sklar was reportedly not allowed to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
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