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The Whip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its great anniversary
Whip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Whip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
- Minimum height 36".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for wimps.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from April 26 until something like May 20.
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