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Natty Gann's plant-nearing photo of Whip and Kale's Daughterhouse
Whip and Kale's Daughterhouse
February 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Whip and Kale's Daughterhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or back, attention-span, wrist, neck, or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and glasses (in that order) within the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess statues.
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