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Yale Gracey's jester-educating photo of Whip and Kale's Daughterhouse

Above: Yale Gracey's jester-educating photo of Whip and Kale's Daughterhouse

Whip and Kale's Daughterhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1988
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Whip and Kale's Daughterhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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