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The Whip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its new anniversary
Whip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Whip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, heart, chin, lycanthropic, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to wear safety pants.
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