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The Whip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Whip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Whip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, novelty haircuts, or finger, heart, spinal, or ankle issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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