Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Whip and Jail's Smokehouse dark ride at dusk
Whip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Whip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Contains imported illusions.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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