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Picture: The Whip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of China
Whip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Whip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to bypass this attraction half a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or immunological, hip, brain, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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