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Above: Whip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Whip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Whip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary restrictions or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
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