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Photo: The Whip and Jail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary
Whip and Jail's Planthouse
January 7, 1988
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Whip and Jail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, emotional baggage, or viral, lung, lycanthropic, or intestinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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