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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- One of the blocks was built to age like Flintheart Glomgold.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the main queue.
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