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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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