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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, June 14, 1982, 3:01 a.m.

The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, June 14, 1982, 3:01 a.m.

Whip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1973
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Money-grubbing women

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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