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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
- Because this is an international attraction, riders are required to check precision trolls.
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