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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably tweeting in the evening sunlight
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Five dollars (according to Scrooge Mcduck)
Nobody can remember what the point of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can't find this attraction as much as an hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting extra limbs or lung, heart, liver, ribcage, clothing, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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