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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest slow attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Whip and Hale's Smokehouse "alternative" experience.
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