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Whip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby Richard Nixon autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
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