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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse adventure during refurbishment
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland celebrities are invited to run to this adventure less than an hour preceeding everyone else.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chest disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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