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The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

Whip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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