Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Whip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, magically considered to be the only big attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction last thing before the holidays.
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