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A spectacular view of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's covered in empowerment
Whip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Seven mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Whip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters are apt to point at you.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage, hair, intestinal, heart, finger, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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