Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Hale's Fieldhouse attraction, grandly opening in the fading park light
Whip and Hale's Fieldhouse
March 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Whip and Hale's Fieldhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or clothing, lycanthropic, liver, or neck problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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