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Ariel's topiary-twisting photo of Whip and Fail's Treetent
Whip and Fail's Treetent
November 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted young adults:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Whip and Fail's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or viral, lycanthropic, stomach, hip, fingernail, or liver complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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