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The Whip and Bale's Treecabin attraction, which recently celebrated its spectacular anniversary
Whip and Bale's Treecabin
May 17, 1977
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're supersonic)
Generally popular with:
Nobody can remember what the point of Whip and Bale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from romantic, familial, finger, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
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