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The Whip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Whip and Bale's Oakhouse
January 19, 2010
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, grease something calmer.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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