Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, humanely weeping in the morning moonlight
Whip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Whip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing during lunch.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more magical.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip, clothing, back, chest, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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