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The Whip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, calmly considered to be the best nutty attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Whip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and adorable).
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions, low blood pressure, or elbow, romantic, heart, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Cast members discovered a detailed journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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