Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Whip and Ale's Muppethouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the premier national attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Ale's Muppethouse
March 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Whip and Ale's Muppethouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with mousey hearts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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