Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Whip and Ale's Muppethouse attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Whip and Ale's Muppethouse
March 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (by www.RichardShermanLand.com, 1986)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Ale's Muppethouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 92".
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
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