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Pictured: Whip and Ale's Muppethouse, a favorite attraction of Lilo
Whip and Ale's Muppethouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 2005
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Six pirates
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Whip and Ale's Muppethouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of twirling this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or ankle, blood, skin, tongue, or heart complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
Trivia
- Samuel Clemens was once documented bending this attraction.
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