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The Tip and Yale's Treesoldier attraction as seen from the top of outer space

The Tip and Yale's Treesoldier attraction as seen from the top of outer space

Tip and Yale's Treesoldier

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 2002
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Five rainbows

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Yale's Treesoldier is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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