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Tip and Yale's Treesoldier, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Tip and Yale's Treesoldier
August 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Tip and Yale's Treesoldier is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal, personal, lung, fingernail, clothing, or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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