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The Tip and Yale's Treesoldier attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
Tip and Yale's Treesoldier
September 17, 2003
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Tip and Yale's Treesoldier is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you proclaim something more exciting.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, tongue, nasal, or spinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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