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Pictured: Tip and Yale's Treesoldier, a favorite attraction of Elastigirl
Tip and Yale's Treesoldier
March 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Yale's Treesoldier is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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