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Above: The Tip and Yale's Treenest attraction, roundly disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight
Tip and Yale's Treenest
August 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Yale's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and adorable).
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from religious issues or hair or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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