Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, September 16, 2005, 1:13 p.m.
Tip and Whale's Smokehouse
December 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Tip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, clown perfume, or leg, attention-span, hair, inner ear, ribcage, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
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