Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Tip and Whale's Smokehouse
August 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Britney Spears autograph thingy.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains imported scenes.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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