Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: A physical view of Tip and Whale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Tip and Whale's Smokehouse
August 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this thrill ride at least once.
- After going on this thrill ride, you might find it pleasant to experience something calmer.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Lilo meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or back, social, romantic, skin, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is an outdated thrill ride, participants are required to wear custom harnesses.
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