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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the best single attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
August 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Three plusses (from www.PsychoTheWeaselOnline.com)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by aardvarks, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland sponsors should long for this attraction less than a minute after its closing.
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