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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, cunningly disintegrating in the evening moonlight
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
May 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland tourists can bypass this attraction less than a half hour preceeding park closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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