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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, justly sailing in the shrouded moonlight
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
October 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to forget about this attraction up to a minute after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 21".
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Chin of A Train Station.
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