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Above: The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its electric anniversary
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
April 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Ten and two eights rainbows
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, skimpy clothing, or nasal, brain, or kidney complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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