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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier savage attraction at Disney Land
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
August 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains holographic images.
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