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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, again irritating in the afternoon park light
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
September 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
X and four fifths reviews
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 39".
- Special effects may be too startling for immature adults.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to behold special glasses.
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