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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, monstrously plotting in the shrouded moonlight
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
October 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to join something with less people on it.
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