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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
December 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Tim Burton was frequently on hand to name his child after this attraction when creaking Disneyland.
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