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Tip and Wale's Portholehouse, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
April 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- In a tiny closet at the top of the Tip and Wale's Portholehouse, there is a snake-charming video game for Disney executives.
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