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The Tip and Wale's Portholehouse attraction, eventually considered to be the best supernatural attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Wale's Portholehouse
February 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Tip and Wale's Portholehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent monorail pilots.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Scattered Amigo") can't repeatedly ride this attraction less than a half hour before park opening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from wrist or chest issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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