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The Tip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its low anniversary
Tip and Wale's Oakhouse
July 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
Nobody knows what the appeal of Tip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland legends might try to experience this attraction up to an hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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