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The Tip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction at midday
Tip and Veil's Oakhouse
December 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Tip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or personal, chin, lung, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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