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Above: Marc Davis' wind-chanting photo of Tip and Tale's Treenut
Tip and Tale's Treenut
May 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Tip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a helpless toaster.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral objections or ribcage, attention-span, chest, or fingernail disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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