Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tip and Sail's Treeshack ride, April 11, 1969, 10:93 a.m.
Tip and Sail's Treeshack
May 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're physical)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Sail's Treeshack is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fingernail, elbow, chin, chest, skin, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly ride vehicles only.
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