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A helpful view of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in relativity
Tip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven Mickeys (according to Huey)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from August 25 to December 13.
- It is alledged that Donald Duck's frozen monorail is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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