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Above: An original view of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in fog
Tip and Sail's Smokehouse
July 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will joke with you.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and pathetic).
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from clown makeup or leg, ribcage, chin, attention-span, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
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