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The Tip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sharper anniversary
Tip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 22, 1960
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- No running or dawdling permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from sunset through March 1.
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