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The Tip and Sail's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Tip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, and may flock if you don't let them.
- After riding this dark ride, try something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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