Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Tip and Sail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1986
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten dollars
Description
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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