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Tip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
Tip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1955
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Bumping may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In 1990, this attraction was reworked to obliterate scenes that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
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