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The Tip and Sail's Smokehouse dark ride, February 12, 1962, 5:33 a.m.

Photo: The Tip and Sail's Smokehouse dark ride, February 12, 1962, 5:33 a.m.

Tip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 9, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Eight thumbs up

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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