Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Rail's Treenut show, shyly crooning in the fading moonlight
Tip and Rail's Treenut
January 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Tip and Rail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this show multiple times.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, cardiac, fingernail, skin, chin, or kidney disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any hail, this show may melt.
- No texting or flash photography permitted.
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