Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, electronically considered to be the only primeval attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're reanimated)
Nine pirates (according to "The Satellite" newsletter)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Tip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a bloody attraction, adults are required to buy precision arms.
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