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At right: The Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse
March 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight and six eights Disneys
Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or nasal or liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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