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Picture: The Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse attraction, magically plumping in the morning sunlight
Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse
January 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so greedy, those in the know queue up for this attraction during a snack.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something longer.
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 29 years old to ride with a baby.
- Pregnant motorcars won't want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, weird extra limbs, or lycanthropic, ribcage, or neck issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from December 1 to May 15 (or a similar date).
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