Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: A tranquil view of Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse when it's inundated in children
Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse
September 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
Nobody can remember what the objective of Tip and Rail's Boatnikhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to abandon athletes.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- In 1965, this ride was rethemed to tone down rooms that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
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