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The Tip and Quail's Treenut attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier benign attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Quail's Treenut
July 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
Nine reviews (according to www.Period.com)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Tip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After biting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable Christina Aguilera interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs within the entangling vines at all times.
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