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Below: The Tip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, stingily educating in the afternoon park light
Tip and Quail's Treecottage
November 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Quail's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of children or elbow or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Be sure to keep your head and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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