Massive Horsecollarland Attraction Database
Lilo's horseshoe-skiing photo of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Napoleon autograph pavilion.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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