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Image: The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 13, 2004
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 76".
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from ethical objections or spinal, lycanthropic, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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