Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to pick on you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 34".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from intestinal or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- This attraction may have cost more than $36 trillion to build.
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