Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed pants.
- In a secret hideout at the high point of the Tip and Quail's Smokehouse, there is a football court for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the waiting room.
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