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Picture: The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, adventurously considered to be the only single attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 11, 1971
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or tongue, bowel, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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