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A nonsensical view of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to cranky cheerleaders.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to enter.
- Maximum height 59".
- Contains exploding characters.
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