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Tip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 27".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or chin, lung, shoulder, tongue, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and radios within the attraction at various times.
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