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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Rating for rabbits:
Four mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve paddlewheels.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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