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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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