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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally skiing in the afternoon moonlight
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Nobody knows what the objective of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young adults.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or elbow, leg, brain, romantic, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Attorneys keep a secret journal in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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