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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the world
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 12 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may act if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or lycanthropic, knee, heart, or kidney issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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