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Lilo's horseshoe-skiing photo of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse

Lilo's horseshoe-skiing photo of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse

Tip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1965
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Eight smiles

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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