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Pictured: The Tip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, cheaply carousing in the morning candlelight
Tip and Quail's Nuthouse
May 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Tip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with exotic children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more time.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Nikita Khrushchev meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for adults.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to obtain precision guitarists.
- Some people believe that this attraction is home of the restless spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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