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A brilliant view of Tip and Quail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children

Picture: A brilliant view of Tip and Quail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children

Tip and Quail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Tip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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