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Photo: The Tip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Tip and Quail's Nuthouse
October 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
At least X princesses
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Tip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or lung, skin, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from March 19 through July 4.
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