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Image: The Tip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction at midday
Tip and Quail's Bushhouse
November 3, 2014
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Nobody is sure what the point of Tip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, clown makeup, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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