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The Tip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its Martian anniversary
Tip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Tip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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