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Picture: A spectacular view of Tip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog
Tip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 2, 1994
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Nobody knows what the objective of Tip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature children.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and legs inside the vehicle at various times.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Club 48 hideaway -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is served.
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