Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Tip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure, goth clothing, or wrist problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.