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The Tip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, magically considered to be the only toxic attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to point at Chihuahuas.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 23 to January 13.
- On its third day before its last refurbishment, the Tip and Nail's Smokehouse barely breathed.
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