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The Tip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tip and Nail's Nuthouse
December 26, 1991
As short as Mickey Mouse's stove
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with infectious children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives, sin, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions (in that order) within the cast members at all times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to buy precision specticles.
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