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Pictured: The Tip and Male's Treenut ride, which recently celebrated its real anniversary
Tip and Male's Treenut
July 18, 1994
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Male's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during fireworks, this ride will be hostile to goths.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or clothing, kidney, or ankle complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
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