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The Tip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Tip and Male's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 131 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys or personal, elbow, stomach, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
Trivia
- The letters in "Tip and Male's Shrubhouse" can be scrambled to spell "H Rtuulsph Ism Sdebeo'naa."
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