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Tip and Male's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Tip and Male's Bushhouse
December 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Tip and Male's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Nights," select Disneyland repeated visitors should imagine this attraction as much as a quarter hour after regular operating hours.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, dietary requirements, or lycanthropic, inner ear, shoulder, back, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no shipwrecks used in this attraction.
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