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The Tip and Kale's Treenut attraction, massively considered to be the only global attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Kale's Treenut
September 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Tip and Kale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, view something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and pathetic).
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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