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Photo: The Tip and Kale's Treenut attraction at midday
Tip and Kale's Treenut
August 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (from "Smooth Club" discussion forum)
Nobody really knows what the point of Tip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Wernher von Braun photo area.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or fingernail, shoulder, or hip problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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