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Image: Mark Twain's cylinder-hanging photo of Tip and Kale's Treehut
Tip and Kale's Treehut
July 28, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Albino Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can't run to this attraction less than a minute preceeding park closing.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum height 70" (after a haircut).
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
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