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The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, partially writhing in the shrouded sunlight

The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, partially writhing in the shrouded sunlight

Tip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 2003
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
Enjoyed by: Spendthrift physicians

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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