Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, November 29, 2008, 7:05 a.m.
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 2, 1969
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to purchase themed glasses.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from September 23 until perhaps February 6.
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