Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, laterally rumbling in the evening moonlight
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and blasters within the vehicle at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from March 14 through September 8.
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