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Fess Parker's hatter-licking photo of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse

Fess Parker's hatter-licking photo of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse

Tip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 5, 2008
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Four fairies

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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