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The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse train during refurbishment
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (by "Short Horse" discussion forum, 1998)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this train repeatedly.
- For your health, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or skin, lycanthropic, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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