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The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian

Above: The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian

Tip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 2004
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Designed for: Fanboys

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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