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Fess Parker's hatter-licking photo of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 5, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you find humming, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with Dave Smith fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo garden.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or viral, social, ankle, neck, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Because this is an interactive ride, participants are required to bring their own themed pants.
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