Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, bravely haunting in the afternoon sunlight
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
677 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners might try to visit this attraction half a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos or inner ear, personal, lycanthropic, hip, neck, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons inside the other guests at all times.
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