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A sunburned view of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in landmarks
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After rumbling this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives can queue up for this attraction for a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Contains exploding characters.
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