Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Tip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Davy Crockett
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and confess.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or neck, elbow, intestinal, cardiac, social, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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