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At right: The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 37".
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from August 8 until about January 14.
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