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At right: The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 19, 2009
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Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- No running or snacks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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