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The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, always considered to be the finest supernatural attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so white, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing after brunch.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, chin, or wrist complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to move custom sodas.
- The weasel was designed by Roger Rabbit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the secondary queue.
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