Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly inflating in the fading sunlight
Tip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, bowel, or brain problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- There is an unused juice bar obscured by this attraction's queue.
- Be sure to look for a hard Mickey when you pass through the magnetic room.
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