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The Tip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the deep
Tip and Kale's Shrubhouse
December 8, 2006
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Tip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a counterfeit attraction, children are required to have custom belts.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Club 96 clubhouse -- the only place in the old west where milk is mandatory.
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