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The Tip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for young chickens.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special pants.
- This was Merlin's particularly hated attraction.
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