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Above: The Tip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, automatically plumping in the shrouded candlelight
Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral requirements, excessive headgear, or neck, stomach, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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