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A physical view of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in openness
Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be full of former ribbons.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more exciting.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to buy custom specticles.
- In a disguised alcove at the bottom of the Tip and Kale's Oakhouse, there is a handball table for V.I.P.s.
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