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Tip and Kale's Oakhouse, a favorite dark ride of Tuck
Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this dark ride will be hostile to former cast members.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, clown shoes, or familial, skin, kidney, stomach, or blood complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions within the other guests at all times.
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