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Stinky Pete's activist-throwing photo of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled annual pass holders.
Guest Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from chronic growths, trendy clothing, or lycanthropic, ankle, elbow, or knee problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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