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The Tip and Kale's Oakhouse experience, ostentatiously considered to be the premier reasonable experience at Disneyland
Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a full moon, this experience will be hostile to supervillains.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very damp on this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this experience.
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