Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at night
Tip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 15, 1997
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Tip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes within the cast members at appropriate times.
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